...prepare for their re-enactment of "The Battle of Agincourt" ably supported by Maidstone and District TownsWomens Guild (who will take on the role of the French.) Mrs Edith Flotsam will be taking on the role of Henry V, and is hoping for some rain before the battle commences. A mudbath always goes down well with the judges.
Bonus - For the Dads, and lovers of the odd. Barking
Tasteless Bonus - I was reminded a few days ago of The Baby Elephant Skin story. WARNING - NOT SUITABLE FOR CIVILISED PEOPLE.